10 12 / 2012

When it snows in Korea… 

I want to be all like… 

But I am just like… 

06 12 / 2012

When a Korean guy meets Jared at the bar… 

He’s all like…

And Jared is just like…

05 12 / 2012

When I saw my first 4D movie in Korean theaters…

I was all like…

04 12 / 2012

When I walk to Paris Baguette in sweat pants, no makeup, and a ski cap…

The adjumas still tell me…

03 12 / 2012

When my co-teachers ask me questions, but obviously don’t care what my answer is… 

I want to be all like…

02 12 / 2012

After 9 months of teaching elementary school ESL… 

I’m just like… 

01 12 / 2012

i speak korean —
short, and broken in places, 
english only, please.  

01 12 / 2012

i know it’s winter,
the golden ginkgoes have turned
to a faded brown. 

30 11 / 2012

When my students yell “Teacher! TEACHER! FINISHED! Teacher, I’m FINISHED!” while I am grading workbooks…

I want to tell them… 

30 11 / 2012

When people ask if I want to order another bottle of soju…

At first I’m all like… 

But then I’m like…